Mr Q 19th Nov 2018

Growing up in the 80’s it was almost a given, that boys were into cars and sports, and girls were into… well… pink things I guess; It was way to early for us to be into girls, so who knows what they were up to! Plotting the overthrow of mankind I suspect. Anyways, somewhere between the 80’s and now, global warming and the environment became buzz-words for the cool people, and suddenly being a petrol-head became a little socially unacceptable. This trend continued to the extent where car makers are actually targeting their products at tree-hugging snowflakes rather than the people who actually love cars. Cars have become a ‘transport appliance’ and no longer the objects of dreams and desire.

In this world of global warming and anti-petrol sentiment, rose another culture that just ‘doesn’t give a f*@k.’ I am of course talking about hip-hop culture. Not just the music, but the entire culture that surrounds it. A culture of a shallow meaningless existence, fueled by ego and status. Money has become the ultimate measure of who matters in society, and showing off how much money you have, is the only way to exist in this world.

In a recent video on social media, a national car club were having a run where members of the traffic department would stop cars at a junction for members of the club to perform donuts and burnouts on a public road. Facebook and youtube were instantly abuzz with comments slating sportscar drivers as hooligans and car clubs as a menace to our roads. Even radio presenters joined in the discussion (here is a LINK to that interview), and to be honest I kind of tuned out, so I don’t know ALL of the details. I tuned out because it enraged me that all ‘car people’ were suddenly being painted with the same brush. Some idiots were even defending this behaviour even after SA Torque (the organisers of the event) condemned what these drivers and traffic officials were doing.

This is not driving or enjoying your car. This is just showing off to stroke your ego.

 

Being a member of a couple of different car clubs and automotive social groups, I want to officially put it out there and on record, that NOT ALL OF US ARE LIKE THAT! Yes we love our cars, and yes we love driving them enthusiastically, but we do so responsibly and preferably in a controlled environment. We don’t sit in parking lots revving our engines. We don’t do donuts on public roads, or at all for the most part. We don’t go racing through traffic or populated areas. I will fully admit that when the road opens up, there is no traffic and the conditions allow – we open the taps and drive, but we don’t allow ourselves to stoop to the level of these groups that give car guys a bad name.

We drive in convoy for our breakfast runs. No racing or showing off.

 

Here is what we DO do.

  1. We enter ourselves for advanced driver training on skid pans, to learn how to control our cars properly.
  2. We genuinely practice our driving skills to become better and safer drivers, not just faster.
  3. We attend car shows to admire each other’s hard work and dedication to our cars, not just to show off.
  4. We maintain our cars better than any dealership could ever dream of, not just making them work better, but making them safer.
  5. We keep our racing on the track by attending open track days, or renting the track out for ourselves.
  6. When we get together for a run, we drive considerately and ensure that wherever we are going has ample parking for our cars, so that we don’t disrupt normal business for the area.
  7. When we leave, we take our mess with us.
  8. Given some of the cars in our group, we create a spectacle and as we cruise in convoy through towns, people point and smile, they pull out their cameras and kids’ jaws hit the pavement! They are happy to see us coming through and we don’t leave them shaking their heads in dismay because we are not hooligans tearing up the streets in their town.
Cruising on some of Capetown’s most scenic routes and stopping for foto ops. – Picture courtesy of Jim Page

 

I get that there are different kinds of petrol heads, but I really would prefer not to be associated with these types of show-off, ego-driven ASBO’s. To use Jeremy Clarkson’s musical analogy, if you think of Formula 1 racing as a beautifully crafted Stradivarius violin, then Nascar would be the equivalent of banging on some saucepans. I’d like to extend that analogy to include our donutting cousins, in that they are probably the equivalent of blowing spit bubbles in one of those cheap plastic flutes you get in a packet of candy from a vending machine. There is no driving skill involved in doing a donut, any muppet in a rear wheel drive car can do it. I have been on runs with drivers like this, and it is just not an enjoyable experience. Apart from being deeply embarrassed by their anti-social behaviour, it is just genuinely irritating how little most of these guys actually know about cars- and especially -driving them. They prefer cars with launch control and flappy paddle gearboxes, because they don’t have to learn how to drive properly in order to show off. They drive on ego and numbers, rather than enjoying the experience – and it’s actually really sad, because they are missing out on so much!

It’s a social gathering of like-minded people, not a band of hooligans trying to outdo each other.

 

I am starting to get why people hate petrol heads so much, if this is what they are like. In the UK someone driving like this would be issued with an ASBO, or Anti-Social Behaviour Order. Petrol-heads are ASBO’s these days. Petrol-heads love cars; They know all the figures, they love the new technologies that make driving easier and faster. They want gearboxes that change gears in milliseconds, they want launch control that blasts them off the line with zero effort, they want drift buttons so they can impress their mates by going sideways – but they don’t want to do all the hard work of learning how to drive properly. I’m therefore, NOT a petrol-head. I’m a Driver. I don’t love cars so much as I love the driving experience. I love cars that give me that pure driving experience, and puts me in control. I love sharing the beauty of classic cars and the thrill of a great sportscar. And above all, I love it for me, not to impress anyone else.

So please don’t hate all car-guys, we’re not all the same.

And not a single donut was spun – Picture courtesy of Erwin, who drives the stunning blue Lotus 7, second from the right

 

 

7 thoughts on “The ASBO and the Driver

  1. Well written and I concur with your sentiments. Track days allow for one to let your hair down. For the rest of the time enjoy the drive, scenery company and most of all your car.

    1. Exactly – comes back to the fact that I drive my car because that’s what I love doing! Not to impress anyone else, or to show off what my car can do. I KNOW what my car can do – I don’t have to prove it to everyone standing at the side of the road.

  2. Excellent Quinton You should post this on Facebook in one of our groups anonymously of course otherwise some of these ‘should be ASBO persons ‘ will target you

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